People of Britain! Born into a life of hard beds, limp breakfasts and overpriced hotels, I vowed to ensure justice prevailed and the nation receives only the finest rooms at the fairest prices. With my mighty lever in hand I send good people to wonderful places.
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to find out how to
Are you ready to be saved?
Where do you want to be flung?
Tickets to a show plus a stay in a
nearby hotel. Which show will it be?